Friday, April 1, 2011

NEWS: SECRET LIFE Spin-off, Gmail Motion, Hallmark, Gore

ABC Family Planning "Secret Life" Spin-off Featuring Pregnant Male
On ABC Family's hit teen show THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER, most of the female characters are or have been pregnant. But, insiders say an unexpected character is about to get their own bundle of joy, and it's boy! Yup, you read that right, "The Secret Life" will be getting a spin-off with a new pregnant male character that promises to be the talk of television.

"We've tackled many topics on THE SECRET LIFE and we are more than happy to be taking on the subject of new age pregnancies with this spin off," said an anonymous writer for the new show. "We are fully aware that this is a risky move, but we are prepared to suffer the consequences for the sake of bringing a somewhat taboo subject to light in a positive way."

The show, tentatively titled THE SECRET LIFE OF THE PREGNANT BOY, promises to be controversial to say the least.

Google introduces Gmail Motion
The new feature llows users to control Gmail with the motion of their bodies, Kinect-style.

Huffington Post has special offer for New York Times employees
They are now charging New York Times employees for unlimited access to their content.

Hallmark Scientists Identify 3 New Human Emotions
Scientists at Hallmark announced Monday that they had discovered three previously unknown emotions that can be experienced by human beings and captured on a folded piece of card stock.

Al Gore Cancels April Fools' Day for Planet Earth
Planning on playing a few tricks on April 1? Fuhgeddaboudit.

That's the message from Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President, guardian of the planet, and inventor of the Internet. "Things are so bad in the world, there's nothing to laugh at this year," Gore said. "Therefore, I have canceled April Fools' Day for 2011."

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