I'm a long time GENERAL HOSPITAL guy, so I was thrilled that Kelly Monaco (Sam, GH) and Kirsten Storms (Maxie, GH) were front and center. Kelly seemed like the kind of rough and tumble girl I'd like to party with, and Kirsten seemed to have an interesting edge to her that she was trying to hide.
While watching Kirsten with Kelly, I was reminded of Farah Fath’s (ex-Gigi, OLTL; ex-Mimi, DAYS) observation that when Kirsten is your friend, she also wants to be your boss. Kirsten was scolding Kelly for not yet throwing out her boyfriend’s belongings after an 18-year relationship. "Toxic relationship" (Kelly’s words, not mine) or not, it’s hard to let go of something that has been a part of you for 18 years! Relax, Kirsten.
When Farah and JP were looking at that god awful…and wait, let me say it again…GOD AWFUL house in LA, I was under the impression that this was the first house that they looked at. Farah was pushing JP to buy it, and yet, when he expressed concern about the power lines practically falling into the pool, and he had questions about the windows, she acted like he was breaking up with her. His questions were reasonable, Farah! Anyway, why in the world would he want to buy the first house he looked at? Farah needs to give the guy a break, and let him adjust to the idea that he is making a major life change.
Oh boy. He has been a soap star since 1999, Jenna. You just have to get on board. He is going to be making out with beautiful co-stars. I found Jenna grating, and I hope that they also show other sides of her (and I’m not talking about her sulking-in-the-corner side, the one we saw at Nadia’s going away party). Galen didn’t seem like a great fit either. When he came to her dressing room to give Nadia a going away gift, part of me wondered if he had ever spoken to her before the show. Heck, I wondered if he had ever spoke to any other person, ever. The whole encounter was awkward and uncomfortable. Even Nadia didn't seem to know quite what to do. I have to admit, though, there was a part of me that liked it.
So, yes, I think DIRTY SOAP is off to a good start. What am I most looking forward to? To be honest, I'd like to get deeper into the rivalry between Kirsten and Farah, one-time best friends who now seem to be bitter enemies. Can I be completely honest? Well, okay. I’m hoping that Jenna either gets her act together, or descends into a full blown meltdown. There, I said it. I want a meltdown! As any honest fan will tell you, that’s what we really want from our reality shows. I think DIRTY SOAP just might deliver.
Brian Hewson contributes primetime reviews for We Love Soaps.
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I've been bitching about it on multiple sites, so I'll do it here, too: Farah Fath's "gays"? Vile. They're just the sort of gay guys this gay guy can't stand: mean, fake, and eyebrow-plucking (that's my pet peeve: gay boys who just don't know when to put down the tweezers). I judge people by their friends, and since I already thought FF was a passive-aggressive bitch who, as Brian said, didn't seem to even like let alone love her boyfriend, let's just say I'm not a Farah Fath fan.
ReplyDeleteI watched it and I have never seen Nadia or Brandon in a soap but I'm now following on Twitter. Garin's wife is annoying/needs professional help/divorce. I feel sorry for Garin. I actually enjoyed the show. The pic you have of the group of Dirty Soap does nothing to support the show tho. Why is Kelly out front of everyone else?? I find it unfair to the show and the others on it! She is in most pics of the show shown also in front of the others. WTH!
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