Former All My Children star turned CBS New York chief weather forecaster Lonnie Quinn appeared on Monday's The Late Show With David Letterman to deliver the “Top 10 Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Weatherman During A Blizzard.”
Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Weatherman During A Blizzard
10. The rain has somehow turned into a mysterious white powder
9. If you have extremities you don’t want, now is a great time to freeze them off
8. I definitely ate too much rock salt
7. The snow accumulation makes it a perfect day to hide a body
6. Here are the current conditions for all you slobs too lazy to look out a window
5. As temperatures drop, the melodrama in my voice will increase
4. The snow should let up sometime around 2018
3. I'm available to share body warmth
2. This storm will continue until my demands are met
1. Right now, the wind sounds like this (blows into the mic on his tie)
Quinn played Will Cooney (Cortlandt) on All My Children in 1988-1989.
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