WE LOVE SOAPS has learned that DIRTY SOAP is best enjoyed with close friends and a choice libation. The docu-series practically begs for a drinking game, so here it is! We encourage you to share your own drinking rules in the Comments section, below. We'll add our favorites to The Official DIRTY SOAP Drinking Game, and Sunday night (as well as Monday morning) will never be the same again. Please note: we think it's only fair to warn you, based on the first couple of episodes, that it may be a good idea to designate a driver--and don't use the heavy glasses, at the risk of arm-muscle cramps.
The game so far:
* When one of the eight stars says the name of the soap opera he or she is in: take a sip.* When one of the eight stars says the name of another soap opera: take a swig.
* When one of the eight stars says the name of a canceled soap opera (ALL MY CHILDREN doesn't count): drain your glass!
* You find yourself forgetting that Jenna and Galen Gering are on the show: take a sip.
* You find yourself secretly attracted to both Nadia Bjorlin and Brandon Beemer: take a swig.
* You find yourself praying that Kirsten Storms finally implodes: drain your glass!
* Farah Fath rolls her eyes: take a sip.
* John-Paul Lavoisier rolls his eyes: take a swig.
* Farah and JP roll their eyes in unison: drain your glass!
* A random relative acts like a total dick or bitch: take a sip.* A random relative acts like a total dick or bitch and it's not Bambi: take a swig.
* A random relative acts like a total dick or bitch and it's not someone's parent: drain your glass!
* They're on the set of their show and they're obviously breaking a union rule: take a sip.
* They're on the set of their show and they're actually shooting a scene: take a swig.
* They're on the set of their show and they're actually shooting a scene that we will one day recognize: drain your glass!
PLEASE NOTE:
If you've already broken all the glasses in your house or apartment throwing them at your TV when THE CHEW is on, you may substitute the "glass" mentioned in the game with an awesome new We Love Soaps mug.
They come in four beautiful colors.
And are the perfect vessel for any beverage.
* One of the eight stars travels to New York City or Los Angeles: take a sip.
* One of the eight stars travels abroad: take a swig.
* One of the eight stars travels to a red state: drain your glass!
* There's an unacknowledged celebrity on screen who is less famous than Kelly Monaco: take a sip.
* There's and unacknowledged celebrity on screen who is as famous as Kelly Monaco: take a swig.
* There's an unacknowledged celebrity on screen who is more famous than Kelly Monaco: drain your glass!
WE LOVE SOAPS would like to thank all our contributors, especially Damon, Brian, and Greg, for helping to make this game possible.
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